Cleaning the carpet
...which is not a euphamism for yuri sex. Really.

I'm about to die from exhaustion, between vacuuming, moving furniture, and shampooing the carpet, and I'm only...uh...1% done? Damn these low capacity carpet washers.

*stares at the acres of carpet* The next place had better have a wood and/or tile floor.

Oh yeah, I finished that ficlet thing. pennypaperbrain got a sneak peek, and it's on its way to prereadernessthingys.

Mmm, that's not a real word, now is it...

Edit: I got the hang of the cleaner, and I finished the living room/dining area (the table could use moving, but I ain't doing it myself, it being a monstrosity of glass and brassy metal).

I am become Rug Doctor(tm), cleaner of carpets.

-10 points if you can point out where I painfully ripped that quote from and twisted to my own ends.
-20 if you can figure out a way to put Rug Doctor(tm) and Muraki in a 500 words-or-less spamfic.

**points cannot be redeemed for anything useful. Points exist only because Geniuth hab teh tired and thinks it's amusing to give out points, while speaking in the third person. Zzzzzz**